Hi, my name is....and I'm an abnormal.

[Kist]

Introduce yourself, so we can learn who you are!

[Saotoshi]

Raist! There you are! Find me more people to burn.

...please don't...

I heard there's an old people's home not far from here. Let's find it!

-_-

[Raistlin]

Oh yeah! Burned old people always smell like bacon...mmm...bacon...*finds his single hand-held flamethrower* Lets do this!...Sorry, Sao, but my heart is always with random acts of violence and fire.

[Saotoshi]

*goes into a flame retardent tent and calls out* Fine! Just don't let Anni get herself killed. I particularly enjoy being alive.

[Monkey King]

Kia Ora, Ko Monkey King taku ingoa. Ko Koko Island te waka, ko Te Rua Manga te maunga ko Papua o te awa, ko Arai-te-tong te marae.

Hi, My name is Monkey King, I'm a Leo with traits of Cancer, I like dogs, long walks on the beach and taking over the world and making it a better place by a rigid regime of death destruction and ruling with an iron fist.

I'm looking for someone I can share my life with, though only for a short time until you overstep and I need to have you dealt with......

This is a singles club isnt it? oh wait wrong website.....oh and no, I havent translated the top stuff which is in Maori

[Celorfin]

Hallo, ich heisse Celorfin.

I've been an abnormal since I discovered the internet I guess, I share interests with very few of my real life aquaintances so I seek the companionship and warmth(Sao, don't take this literally, please) and companionship of the internet.

Teachers say I'm linguistically gifted or whatever and a talented writer but I'm far too lazy to realize any potential I may have, I merely do what I have to do to get by in school.

My interests are as diverse as anyone here, but I can name a few favorites: Anything Joss Whedon, primarily Firefly but his other stuff is good too. I like books, I like them very much, I have a backlog of about ten books I've bought and still haven't read because I'm an impulse book buyer. Favorite writer is probably Hunter S Thompson, but I've yet to read anything of his except Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas. I'm looking to get into tabletop roleplaying but my only venture so far has been an IRC game of All Flesh Must Be Eaten that just slowed down and died due to scheduling issues. I've been trying to scramble together some abnormals into something that resembles a gaming group but I've met little success and quite a bit of RPG prejudice.

Hmm... I have severe mancrushes on Johnny Depp and Nathan Fillion, with proper funding I'd kidnap them both.

I think that's all for me now, otherwise I'll just go on and on.

[Saotoshi]

Okay, I won't take it literally...but Anni probably will...

*aiming the flamethrower at Celorfin* Heh heh heh...

[Celorfin]

I've too much hair! I'll go up like a fething torch! *cowers*

[Saotoshi]

Here would be the perfect time to try a bribe. And make it good.

[Celorfin]

I have... uhh.. a chain.. it's kind of shiny? And I have allergy pills... Some swedish coins...

Cake?

*runs*

[Saotoshi]

*stops in front of the cake* Mmm *sits down and eats it, forgetting about him* Caaaake...

[Monkey King]

*Monkey King walks in brushing his hair.....his entire body hair and walks up and stands by Anni, still brushing to see what she is doing, then wanders off, brushing his hair as it sheds lightly in the air, a large amount seems to float down onto a cake*

[Saotoshi]

...I HATE YOU, MK!!!! *stands up with the flamethrower and goes after him with it, already turning it on to burn whatever is in her path*