Dumbest Superpower/Superhero EVAR.

[Prosthetic Forehead]

I was recently reminded of a Forum game that was pretty popular in some of my old hang-outs, and thought I'd introduce it to you all.
Basically, just post the most freakin' stupid Superpowers/Superheros you can think of, and see how other people react.
However, should you post a Superpower/Superhero who is not freakin' stupid, you will be dubbed a Failure, and out-casted Forevar.

And so, I submit for your approval:
THE FLAMING BRAIN: At will, this man can set his brain on fire.
That's not to say he's resistant to fire, though.

THE POWER TO OPEN DOORS: This power allows you to open any door anywhere in the world, as long as you are touching the doorknob, standing in front of it, and it is unlocked.

[Gypsy]

Goat-Hands: Has the power to shoot goats out of his hands.

My brother wants this super power.

[Erick]

Man-Man: The man with the powers of the average men.

[Carlos]

Well, i have to say that the worst superheroes (who indeed have the worst superpowers too) are Zan and Jayna and their frakkin space monkey Gleek from the 80s JLA tv series.
And Superman always had seem to me pretty dumb; especially in his movies, and "Returns" is the dumbest of all, but all the characters there are dumb so... forget what I said... i just simply hate that movie.