The Great and Powerful Monkey Legion, where delusions run rife.....

So the other day I watched a few movies and thought I may as well add my strange insight on what I saw, I just wanted to note that in no way is this everyone's opinion, but it should be (yes I am that elitist)

Harold and Kumar escape from Guantanamo Bay just wasn't as good as go to Whitecastle.

There could be a number of reasons, I mean the first that I noticed was that when I watched the first one, it was fully surprise sprung on me. I had no idea what the movie was about, I hadn't hea… Continue

So I went and had drinks with friends on theweekend. I admit here and now, that although it was nice to catch up, I have had better times.

Sure things didn't go to plan, but that is okay, I am used to things never going according to plan, I am Monkey King, I adapt.

One thing my friends and I partake, apart from the alcohol and spouting crap was debates, though I use that term in it's loosest possible meaning, what we do is argue, and again in loosest possible sense of th

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Okay so I was going to do the whole, post a day thing and then thought I had posted something yesterday, and guess what....I didn't! yay for being stupid!

Okay so today was crap at work. My bosses wife, who incide3ntly also works there talked to me like I was fucking idiot. No really, shit like, 'and whne you file, make sure to put it in alphabetical order' no fucking shit. She had me to the point where I just wanted to punch her in the face, or better yet, get that gun sword O had

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Okay so I just finished a game. It's not supposed to be contact, though lets be honest it is a mixed game, there is always going to be some....'contact'....what happened was someone crashed into me. Someone was sort of behind me and I caught their leg and went toppling like a great huge toppling....thing.

All in all I ended up smashing the back of my head againest concrete and seeing stars for a while, right now I am staying up, making sure I am hydrated and not suffering from delayed

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So the weekend was long. SO long but not in a good way!

I had offered my services as a sober driver, (I would rather that then people risk lives drink driving) I got dressed up, a younger cousin, (old enough to go places) got ready as well, we acted slowly of course and were only ready by 11pm, but where we were looking at going it doesn't shut until 5am.

Well by 1am I was supicious. The revellers of the small party we were at were using the tried and true, 'just after this bott

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