The Ministry of Abnormality
If you were any animal...
So you are at home chilling, playing video games or whatever then all the sudden BAM! A wizard appears in front of you and tells you that he is going to change you into an animal for the rest of you life (cause we all know wizards are overpowered and can do stuff like this) for some unknown reason. However the only choice in the matter you have is what type of animal your turned into. What would you choose? Why? Does that animal represent you?
For most people this is a tough question. Do I want to be something that can fly, that would be sweet. Should I be a predator or prey... So many choices.
After much thought I would decide to be a Flying squirrel, preferable a Momonga. Personal I think squirrels are awesome and their agility is incredible. As a flying squirrel I can still gain the experience of flying, that so many people yearn for, yet at the same time not be hampered on the ground. On top of that they are nocturnal, sleep most of the time, and eat assorted nuts regularly. To me, life can't get much better then that in the animal kingdom.
What would you be?
For most people this is a tough question. Do I want to be something that can fly, that would be sweet. Should I be a predator or prey... So many choices.
After much thought I would decide to be a Flying squirrel, preferable a Momonga. Personal I think squirrels are awesome and their agility is incredible. As a flying squirrel I can still gain the experience of flying, that so many people yearn for, yet at the same time not be hampered on the ground. On top of that they are nocturnal, sleep most of the time, and eat assorted nuts regularly. To me, life can't get much better then that in the animal kingdom.
What would you be?
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Permalink Reply by ZombieCarrot on -
I think Rooster, because they rapresent me in so many ways: they are aggressive, proud, and a bit stupid when it comes to "chicks"... anyway, I could never imagine myself trapped in a cage and so I would go for a wild rooster, maybe a japanese one, they have incredible feathers.
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Permalink Reply by Warmage Luke on -
A Saint Bernard. Smart, loving, but able to hold its own if needed.
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Permalink Reply by Walletfullofpennies on -
Hmmm, I have asked and been asked this question many times before this and, I can't say that I'd change my answer.
Paragon Falcon, able to dive at 200fps, they are also some very large birds of prey.
Two things.
One a flying squirrel cannot fly so much as glide.
Two the VEIW!
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Permalink Reply by Officer Sky-Candy on -
Yeah I know they can't fly but I feel it would simulate a close enough experience, and besides being able to jump like they do would be just as cool.
Paragon Falcon is a good choice, they may be small but being the fastest animal on the planet makes up for it any day.
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Permalink Reply by Prosthetic Forehead on -
Actually, Pennies, I think an Irish Setter would better represent you...
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Permalink Reply by Shotaro on -
Sloth.... sadly its the only creature as lazy as I am....
oh wait. I get to choose??
Sloth
In all honestly probably a bear, they're tall and broad like me, when they roar things listen and they have this strange charisma about them that makes them both fascinating and frightening at the same time. Then again I live in the UK where bears aren't common.
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Permalink Reply by Walletfullofpennies on
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BEAR?!?!
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Permalink Reply by Fabio Costa on -
It is hulk and a animmal called rampage collbert?
What's the context why the hell hulk would kill an animal with the american flag?
Man i have to read this, i can't imagine an history that that would make any sense
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Permalink Reply by Shotaro on
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The rampaging Colbert is a parody of the incredible hulk and political/satirical comedian Stephen Colbert. Stephen Colbert would kill an animal with the American Flag because thats the kind of character he plays in his show, sorry I don't mean to burst your bubble or anything just trying to explain it to you
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